Last night I had some fun with a kinky friend here in Mexico City.
When I say ‘some fun’, do I mean ‘fucked and spanked senseless’?
Yes.
This guy–Tank–is kinky but busy, so rather than delay our fun a few days, we decided to get together the day before I had a doctor’s appointment.
A quick aside: I may mention Tank in future posts. I want to tell you why I decided to call him Tank. Shortly after we fucked the first time, he told me a little about his job and his past jobs. Apparently he used to be in the Army. He said, I shit you not, “Yeah, sometimes I masturbated while driving those tanks. I mean, it gets kind of boring…”
Anyway.
“So, no bruises, right?” I asked beforehand, just to be really fucking clear.
“Sure, no problem.”
I either bruise very easily or have a really fucking high pain tolerance. I suspect it’s a mix of both. I didn’t think I’d have any lasting marks, considering intensity level, but today I did a quick body check before my appointment. Bruises on inner thighs (yeah, what obgyn won’t see those?), bruises on tits, bruise on my fucking left shoulder. How did that even happen?!
So on my way–an hour cab ride through The Worst Traffic Ever–I considered how I would explain, in Spanish, that I wasn’t being abused by this guy.
Es que solamente me gustan las nalgadas*, doctora! No hay una problema… sí, estoy segura!
Turned out to be a non-issue. The doctor got called to two surgeries (yes, I’m apparently seeing an obgyn who gets called to multiple surgeries). This is something I’ve noticed about Mexico: just because you’ve made an appointment doesn’t mean that appointment will occur.
*Sigh* The annoying thing isn’t really rescheduling the appointment. It’s that worrying about bruising wasn’t necessary at all.
Tank and I could’ve had a lot more fun.
Happy Labor Day! I’m having a girlfriend over for dinner tonight to celebrate. No barbecues to attend, but that’s okay. I’ll pretend I’m eating hot dogs or burgers or something. But I’m actually making Thai food. Heh.
Soon I turn thirty. Fuck.
And, last news, this weekend I’ll host a lovely kinky visitor! Looking forward to it. 
xoxo
Sadey
*In Spanish, nalgas means butt cheeks. Nalgadas means spankings. Cute word, right?
Good little lesson in Spanish.
More for ya: http://swearindf.blogspot.mx/2008/02/chingar.html
Nice one.
Hmmm, now you’ve given me something new to play around with (world wise, of course…lol). I am glad that you are having such an awesome time. I’m turning 38 this year, and my first grandchild is due 6 days after my birthday. My daughter is an adult, she & I both got pregnant during our first semester of college.
! Perhaps, I need to visit some exotic location as research for my thesis project…can you imagine all the fun (trouble) I could get into?
I’ve decided that life is way too short to not be happy, so I will begin working on my MFA in Creative Writing on the 24th
Happy Labor Day,mi amiga
Congrats on your decision to get the MFA! Whoohoo!
My imagination runs wild with all the fun/trouble you could get into.
Happy Labor Day Sadey!!
Bruises + obgyn appointment happened to me once too, and also a non-issue eventually after I went through all kinds of awkward explanation in a foreign language. Lol.
hahaha. I’m glad I’m not the only one!!
Nalgadas es Leigh muy bien? Si!