My first orgasm of the new year took place on a halfway deflated air mattress.
“I could get up right now, or I could rub one off real quick before I drag myself out of bed…”
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL ORGASMS GOOD AND GLORIOUS, if you haven’t already rung in the New Year sexy-style, go have a nicer orgasm than I had this morning.
It only gets better from here! Happy 2013!