News Number One: I finished Insanity–the workout program everyone seemed to know about but me. I will assume you already know about it, and leave you to Google if you don’t.
Results? Eh. Fit-wise, I’m pretty pleased. I even beat out Tania* in one of these, though I forget which:
I lost exactly zero weight which seems odd. Probably I have more muscle though. I will do it again and see what happens in eight more weeks.
The best thing about Insanity had been the consistent feel-good endorphin rush I get every day. My mood will not necessarily be all that great during the workouts, but after them I know I feel better than I did before. Yay, endorphins.
News Number Two: ~~~TMI ALERT~~~
I’ve discovered vaginal orgasms**! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
I’m thirty. I realize this might qualify me for several ‘late bloomer’ awards. What. Ever.
This shit is life changing. Probably as life changing or more so as getting a smartphone, to put a quantitative measure on it. Let’s go with more so.
*Tania is this super smiley chick who is ALWAYS kicking ass. Sometimes I’m all, “Wow, Tania, you’re inspirational.” Other times I just want to tackle that bitch because she smiles when all I feel is pain.
**Thank you, Mister Blue.